December 2011
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My dress doesn’t fit right, I keep having to haul it up. My stomach looks paunchy in it aswell. My shoes are too big and I think the heel is a little too high for me. One of my best friends bailed on our plans, as per usual. And i’m not nearly drunk enoug yet. Please night, get better, please.
Dec 31st
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ListenWinter Winds - Mumford & Sons
Dec 29th
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I should get drunk every Wednesday night...
I was rather intoxicated last night but, I woke up this morning at 9am ready to go. I did the horse chores, took the dogs for a walk, did a 30 day shred workout, did two loads of laundry, cleaned my room and showered all before 1pm. Productivity is glorious. So is not being hungover. I hope everyone has a lovely day ! :)
Dec 29th
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broriarty: i have this growing list of movies and shows i need to watch but i keep watching the movies and shows that i’ve already seen ten times
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Tonight I get to hang out with my friends from high school who I hardly ever get to see. I am so freaking excited !! :)
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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